Carl’s Jr. not too long ago produced some enemies (and lost some business enterprise) when they announced the release of their new CBD-infused burger, which will be sold at only a single Denver place on four/20 — the pot-smokers higher holy day.

To clear up any confusion, CBD, or cannabidiol, is a weed compound that can be applied to mitigate discomfort, cut down anxiousness and reduce cancer symptoms. It does not get you higher.

I repeat: It does not get you higher.

I also want to mention that this burger consists of a measly 5 milligrams of CBD, which can be located in the so-named Santa Fe Sauce. 5 milligrams is an extremely tiny dosage of CBD — several sources propose that individuals below 150 pounds start off by taking about 12 milligrams, possibly twice a day, when dealing with mild discomfort or anxiousness. So yeah, this burger is certainly not truly tapping into the correct energy of CBD beyond its present promoting prospective.

Now that we’re clear about that, I also want to remind all the haters that a burger from Carl’s Jr. is significantly, significantly extra harmful than 5 milligrams of a non-psychoactive weed compound. So let’s go by means of the components collectively.

One particular point, although: Even though Carl’s Jr. has released the principal components in this CBD burger — two beef patties, topped with pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, crisscut fries and CBD-infused Santa Fe Sauce — they haven’t published the components in these components, so I’ll be working with their nutrition calculator and components breakdown to basically remake this burger working with the identical components from other things on their menu.

The Buns

Carl’s Jr. burger buns start off with enriched wheat flour, which consists of extra calories than entire-wheat flour. Plus, the bleaching course of action that several enriched flours undergo produces an unfortunate byproduct: A chemical named alloxan, which has been located to induce diabetes in lab-animal test subjects by destroying their pancreas. Worse but, their buns also include higher fructose corn syrup, which has been linked to obesity and diabetes by several, several research. Sounds like an eventual death to me!

The Beef Patties

Carl’s Jr. beef patties are, apparently, “100% Pure Ground Beef.” Usually debatable. But pure or otherwise, red meat is a enormous contributor to heart illness, so chowing down on two big beef patties is absolutely extra most likely to kill you than consuming 5 milligrams of CBD.

The Pickled Jalapeños

Fair play, Carl: I have absolutely nothing terrible to say about pickled jalapeños. Subsequent!

The Pepper Jack Cheese

Carl’s Jr. also adds pepper jack cheese to their chicken taquitos, and the components are basically fairly typical when it comes to cheese — pasteurized milk, jalapeño peppers, cheese cultures, salt and enzymes. That stated, I’ve been told time and time once again that cheese consists of higher amounts of casein, an animal protein that might market the development of tumors. Cheese is also higher in cholesterol and saturated fat, each of which contribute to the improvement of heart illness (aka, death).

The Crisscut Fries

Fries are terrific and all, but they typically include loads of unhealthy fats thanks to the oil they’re fried in. Worse but, as nutritionist David Friedman, author of Meals Sanity: How to Consume in a Globe of Fads and Fiction, told me whilst I was ranking varieties of potatoes, “In an eight-year study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, fried potatoes can basically boost your threat of mortality.” Yep, fries can straight kill you.

The Santa Fe Sauce

The CBD is hidden away in this sauce, but that does not imply the other components in it will not somehow kill you. The sauce is comparable to mayonnaise, which is higher in each fat and calories, and it consists of the potentially harmful preservative calcium disodium EDTA. Now, I’m not going to inform you that a smear of this sauce will be the death of you, due to the fact it (hopefully) will not. On the other hand, fats, calories and preservatives will contribute to your untimely death extra than a small CBD.

All of which is to say, if you are pissed about Carl’s Jr. placing CBD in a burger, you are choosing the incorrect battle, buddy.