“Mystery Pooper” Rocks NYC Broadway Auditions


New York City’s theater neighborhood may well be the target of a “mystery pooper.”

According to the New York Post, the covert scat attacks initial occurred February 26th through auditions for the Magic Mike musical. Performer Alle-Faye Monka mentioned a show rep stepped on a “fresh pile” through tryouts. The human waste was allegedly a lot also fresh to have been carried in from the street, accidental or otherwise.

The second incident took location on March 6th at the nearby Ripley-Grier Studios. Some of Broadway’s thespians suspect the mystery pooper may well be protesting Broadway shows that employ non-union actors. Such open-contact castings frequently spend non-union performers a quarter what they spend union actors.

“Mad poopers” have come to be an odd phenomenon in current years. In 2017, a so-named “Poopetrator” terrorized New York suburb Orchard Park by defecating on lawns and discarding utilised tissues at the scenes. The neighborhood issued indicators warning the suburban squatter that they have been “violating a wellness ordinance” by treating the neighborhood like a Port-o-Potty.

That exact same year, a jogger in Colorado Springs also embraced the habit of dropping deuces on unsuspecting lawns. Dubbed “The Mad Pooper,” the Colorado defecator curiously brought her personal toilet paper for every offensive outing, a lot like the Orchard Park Poopetrator.

For far better or worse, there are no reports of the Broadway pooper leaving behind toilet paper.

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